It’s come to my attention that I’ve acquired a small, but rather unsightly belly. This makes me very sad. I think it’s due to working daily and neglecting my very irregular exercise pattern. In order to rectify this issue I’ve invented Commutersize.

So if you’ve got a bit of a belly, or are a fat bastard in general, listen up. This is Comutersize:

Escalators: Walk, don’t stand.

Stairs: Two steps at a time, not one.

Seats: Stay away.

Busses: Top deck (if they have one)

Walking: Keep pace with an overly stressed workaholic businessman.

That’s it. More of a 10 second thought than an invention.